sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
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B E O U R G U E S T
these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons
yeah i mean look at that dude like three or four down they look like they just told the worst joke and can’t help laughing at it, meanwhile dude standing next to them has their hands up in the air like “ugghhh bro come the fuck on that was terrible your jokes are the worst”. third skeleton refusing to even look at either of them because goddamn it andy every fucking time pull yourself together i can’t believe you’re already this drunk and i swear to skeleton god if you dare to pull that poking my arm and telling me to “be more humerus” shit again i am going to literally steal your skull while you’re passed out in the bathroom like you always are
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that they sent this ask to themselves?
my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
new school year
did you mean:
to comfortably watch a movie, thE CURSOR NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN
I’m going to show this to all mY TEACHERS!
I have so many books to read so why am I on tumblr
#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME
SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD