• me: okay lets start this homework
  • *2 hours later*
  • me: okay lets start this homework


doctorsammywho:

geekishchic:

zannablack:

that is the expression of a true Winchester facing the king of hell

#just chillin’ #eatin mah ribs

If you watch the first gif long enough it looks like the door is galloping



supermarimo:

The 8kg baby is made up of:
Pokey sticks, rock melon, strawberries, kiwi fruits, whipped cream, ice-cream (18 flavours), profiteroles, bananas, waffles, mochi balls…etc.
Serves 6-10 (*raises brow*)

supermarimo:

The 8kg baby is made up of:

Pokey sticks, rock melon, strawberries, kiwi fruits, whipped cream, ice-cream (18 flavours), profiteroles, bananas, waffles, mochi balls…etc.

Serves 6-10 (*raises brow*)





punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was



joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

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well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

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no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life







also

nipplethief:

destroy all men who prey on underage girls like literally light them on fire because holy fucking shit



in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa



sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this



kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything



borlax:

"did you know the wet part on the window is called condescending?" I ask you. "I’m pretty sure it’s called condensation" you reply but immediately start frowning when you notice I have wrote "I’m better than you" with my finger on the window  





rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP