that is the expression of a true Winchester facing the king of hell
#just chillin’ #eatin mah ribs
If you watch the first gif long enough it looks like the door is galloping
The 8kg baby is made up of:
Pokey sticks, rock melon, strawberries, kiwi fruits, whipped cream, ice-cream (18 flavours), profiteroles, bananas, waffles, mochi balls…etc.
Serves 6-10 (*raises brow*)
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible person or what
If I could live one day the way you live your entire life
As I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death
destroy all men who prey on underage girls like literally light them on fire because holy fucking shit
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
"did you know the wet part on the window is called condescending?" I ask you. "I’m pretty sure it’s called condensation" you reply but immediately start frowning when you notice I have wrote "I’m better than you" with my finger on the window